Breedwell Dickmatized Thong
Breedwell Dickmatized Thong
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Product Description
Product Description
- Design - coloured body, chevron-striped waistband, neon colours glow under UV lights;
- Features - D rings to attach body harnesses, silicone rubber brand logos to front, contoured pouch for extra support & definition;
- Material - super stretchy nylon body that moulds around your assets, with fishnet mesh outer pouch layer
This Breedwell Dickmatized thong combines bold colours, including neon ones, with a super hot black mesh design, to give you the perfect unique glowing party thong.
The Breedwell Dickmatized thong is available in a range of colours. The neon colours will glow brightly under UV fluorescent lighting.
The waist features a chevron-striped pattern around the circumference. As well as Breedwell branding on a silicone rubber label to the front. Furthermore, the waist features 2 metallic D-rings. Therefore, you can attach a matching body harness.
The Breedwell men's thong has a stretch nylon body with a high spandex content. Therefore, the thong is super stretchy, moulding nicely around your assets.
In addition, the pouch stripes are designed to give you some definition and also helps to visually increase the pouch size.
- 82% nylon & 18% spandex
- SMALL: 28-30" MEDIUM: 30-32" LARGE: 32-34" XL: 34-36"
- VOCLA is an authorized retailer of Breedwell, sourcing this dickmatized thong directly to guarantee authenticity for you
Size Guide
Size Guide
UNDERWEAR/SHORTS
Measure around the natural waistline
WAIST | INCHES | CM |
S | 28-29 | 71-74 |
M | 30-31 | 76-79 |
L | 32-34 | 81-86 |
XL | 35-36 | 89-91 |
2XL | 37-40 | 94-102 |
HARNESSES
Measure chest: 1" under the armhole, around the fullest part of the chest
CHEST | INCHES | CM |
XS | 33-36 | 84-91 |
S/M | 37-41 | 94-104 |
L/XL | 42-48 | 107-123 |
2XL/3XL | 49-56 | 125-142 |
TANKS/TOPS
Measure chest: 1" under the armhole, around the fullest part of the chest
CHEST (") | CHEST (cm) | NECKLINE (") | |
S | 38-40 | 97-102 | 15-15.5 |
M | 41-43 | 104-109 | 16-16.5 |
L | 44-46 | 112-117 | 17-17.5 |
XL | 47-49 | 119-125 | 18-18.5 |
2XL | 50-52 | 127-132 | 19-19.5 |
ARMBANDS
Measure the circumference of the arm
INCHES | CM | |
XS | 10-14 | 25.5-35.5 |
S/M | 12-16 | 30.5-40.5 |
L/XL | 14-18 | 35.5-46 |
Product Features
Product Features
- D-Rings
- Contoured Pouch
- Elasticated Waist
Styling & Cuts:
- Super-Low-Rise Waist
Product Fit:
Fabrics
Fabrics
Fabrics:
- Nylon
- Lycra (Spandex/Elastane)
Fabric Type:
- Knitted
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Machine Washable
Customs, Origin, Tariffs & EU GPSR Data
Customs, Origin, Tariffs & EU GPSR Data
This product is shipped from the UK.
The country of origin is China and this is listed on the parcel customs form.
The customs HS Tariff Code & description for this product are: (these details go on the parcel customs form)
- 6107120000
- Mens Underwear (Synthetic)
UK customers will pay no customs tariff charges. VAT is already included in the price.
US customers should not pay customs tariff charges on orders below $800, except for goods of Chinese origin (as at 2nd May 2025). However, the tariff situation is rapidly changing, so please review.
Australian customers should not pay customs tariff charges or import taxes on orders below A$1000.
Canadian customers should not pay customs tariff charges or import taxes on orders below 20CAD. Goods of US origin are subject to 25% customs tariffs (as at 4th March 2025)
EU customers should not pay customs tariff charges on orders below €150, or on products of any value manufactured in the EU, UK, or another country with which there is a free trade agreement (eg Colombia, Mexico). Import tax will be charged on the full value of the order. Taxes and duties are calculated and paid at the checkout for customers in Austria, Belgium, Cyprus, France, Germany, Malta, Netherlands, Norway, Luxembourg, Portugal, Switzerland
Other Deminimis Levels (at 2nd May 2025):
- Channel Islands: £0
- Israel: $500 tariff de-minimis, $75 import tax de-minimis
- Japan: 10000 YEN
- Malaysia: 500 MYR
- New Zealand: $1000
- Norway: 0 NOK
- Puerto Rico: $800 tariff de-minimis, $0 import tax de-minimis
- Qatar: 0 QAR
- Saudi Arabia: 1000 SAR tariff de-minimis, 0 import tax de-minimis
- Singapore: 400 SGD
- South Africa: 0 ZAR
- Switzerland: 0 CHF
- United Arab Emirates: 1000 AED tariff de-minimis, 0 AED import tax de-minimis
Any relevant EU General Product Safety Regulations Data:
SHIPPING
SHIPPING
For rates, estimated timescale and customs information, please see our shipping and delivery information.
- Orders are shipped from the United Kingdom
- We use discrete, unbranded packaging
- We offer same day dispatch on orders received before 3pm GMT Mon-Fri (11am GMT for express international services)
- We can only dispatch on a working day (Mon-Fri)
- Tracking is provided for tracked services
- A free delivery option is available on UK orders
- A free click and collect option is offered in the Manchester region
- An Inpost locker or locker shop convenient collection option is available
- Economy, tracked, faster and express options are available
RETURNS
RETURNS
VOCLA offers a 30 day returns period from the time of delivery, for UK orders, and 60 days for International orders.
UK customers can use the Royal Mail Tracked Returns service for a small fee, which guarantees your return.
Refunds are processed within 7 days of return, but usually within a couple of working days.
Please view our full returns process and policy for further information.







